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What movies have not aged well?

12.06.2025 13:31

What movies have not aged well?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Ah so!”

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-All the bad guys are black.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-J W Pepper

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Octopussy

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Dr No

-”She is very sexyful!”

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Goldfinger

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

From Russia With Love

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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Live and Let Die

You Only Live Twice

A View to a Kill

Why do flat earthers think using globetrotter, globetard, and other insults will make the educated arguer fall for the silly flat-earth belief?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

The Man with the Golden Gun

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Diamonds Are Forever

Moonraker

Why do some people never get to on a date even though they wanted to? Are they just too ugly and weird for everybody?