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Goldfinger

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Diamonds Are Forever

Why would my nipples hurt when I touch them?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Octopussy

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-All the bad guys are black.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Dr No

Why do unattractive men assume that a pretty woman like me want them?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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Live and Let Die

Why cant I motivate myself to go to school (grade 10)?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

From Russia With Love

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

The Man with the Golden Gun

A View to a Kill

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

You Only Live Twice

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Ah so!”

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